Happiness! But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? Now you remember what my guru Otho says! All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. And Ive got a plan! Theyre queens! Thats a neat trick. Beetlejuice is ruder, raunchier and frankly, more repellent than ever in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! THEY'RE SWEET, BUT I'M A DEMON STRAIGHT FROM HELL, (LYDIA pushes BEETLEJUICE off of the roof.). YES! And their eyes! Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) Im going to the Netherworld! MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. Ah! Sayonara. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. DELIA: Lydia, look, I know that youre upset, but maybe this is meant to be. OTHO: (offstage.) . My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! Sucks-Yes! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! Except her. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! do not like him! Not answering! Ooohh? I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . LYDIA: Adam, Barbara? Im invisible. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! So, Im selling our house. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! You are dead. Now, we dont have a lot of time. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Beebleboose! Yes book? What an effervescent young lady you are. Theyre the real villains of this show. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. New neighbors?! Hibiscus_Flower. IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. It's like my dad's Ophelia. Well, I should probably get going. Okay, chapter one. (draws door.) I need to really live, really connect! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. Scott Brown She goes back into the room. But what if it doesnt last? I am utterly alone. Lydia: i can't change anything. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . You are dead? ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! Im a fraud! One big dark room. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Dad, no. (a beat.) But heres the good news! Please, forgive me! And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Well, Bye! BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Ive already been to hell and back. I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. 123! I have a chance to see her again, please! No! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . (a beat or two.) It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. Did you think I wasnt coming back? That means its working! But, its worth it. Why is Ohio so powerful?! First published Apr 06, 2020. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Were still together. AH AH AH! LYDIA: Well, Im not going with them! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Dont you remember when we moved in? And you won't believe how far I'll go. OH! ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Well that wouldve been good to know. AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. BEETLEJUICE: Hey! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! I changed a lot. 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DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. DELIA: Life coaching! Back off! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring BARBARA: You were right. Because I dont think we can. People dont read. Now, lets get you processed. OTHO: Please! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . We got any kids in the audience? Its like against the law at my house. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. BARBARA Oh, honey. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Look at you. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. Dont you get it? DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. He was fast! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Use their user talk pages. Boo. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. Well that was a soliloquy, so you're the one who's being rude. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Video Examples. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. What are you talking about. Im going to find mom! I love old books. And nothing else exists. ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Your dad cant see us. It was like the perfect dad joke! GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. OH GOD! If you would like to give a public . DELIA: Charles! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! You died together. Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? (a beat.) And I want everyone here to know it. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Fun at parties! Eh, it was worth a shot. Well, we can take care of that. LYDIA: I want you to stay. 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